Chai Wallah

My dear friend Greg with whom i frequently exchange stuff asked me recently if I had a teapot for his new house. I did, a stainless steel 2L harmonica kettle in fact, that I never used. I rode the kettle on down to my friend.

Excuse me miss, is that a teapot up your bum?

Along the way, I stopped by the post office and when returning to the bike I saw two downtown ladies admiring my rig. When I approached, they asked if i was a chai wallah. I wish. "chaaaaiii, chaaaaiiii, chaaaaaiiii," I'd say.